Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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