oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
