ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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