Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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