Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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