he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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