So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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