4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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