Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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