dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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