we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
