Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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