Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
