Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
pray to the hookup gods
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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