Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
