Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
