i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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