She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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