we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Randomize
