haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize