By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Green mimosas i think yes
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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