Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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