I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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