I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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