its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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