Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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