Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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