yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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