I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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