Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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