So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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