it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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