Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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