you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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