Jerry, you need to find god
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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