: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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