Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Two words: blizzard sex
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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