In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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