I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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