why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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