I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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