So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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