at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He did a backflip because drugs
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