I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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