Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You can't motorboat a personality
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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