Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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