addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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