no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Im part way to drunk.
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