You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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