wanna go halves on a baby?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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