Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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