I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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