There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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