Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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