So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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