I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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