thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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