Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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